How to Get a Man Cave without Pissing Off Your Wife

In the beginning, man used caves to provide shelter. Then women moved in and didn't want to cook outdoors. So man invented the stove.

Women then wanted a place to hanging their cooking sticks. So man invented the kitchen.

Women got tired of hiking to the river to wash clothes, so man invented plumbing.

Women found ways to decorate and basically take over our cave, driving man back outside. It's time we reclaim what was ours to begin with! So man invented the man-cave. A place where fellow hunters, gatherers and sportsmen can gather, drink a cold one, and swap stories, relax and view sporting events. A real man will have the following items in his man cave:

1: Large TV like this 55" Pro-Line SunBrite All Weather TV




2: Home bar like the Cortland Bar made for manly men!



3: Bar stools like the Martinique 360 Degree Full Swivel Bar Stool - the perfect fit for a rich, sophisticated style like ours!
 
4: A/C cooling system like the beefy 14,000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner and Heater with evaporative technology means no water bucket to empty. Perfect for the guy who likes minimal fuss!

5: Sports-themed decorator items like this Duke the Surfing Dog Swivel Tabletop Fan: Man's best friend combined with a cool sport like surfing. Heck! Who cares if you don't surf, this fan makes you look, and feel cool!

So tell you woman you want this man cave in the main living room of your home. (She will reject that idea, but it's part of the plan). So when you suggest the basement or den, she will naturally agree. Now step up men! Your buddies are counting on you!

One final note of advice. Now that we know what we need to do, please get the O.K. from your wife or girlfriend :) If you need help convincing her, don't call me! But feel free to call us at (888) 564 - 4744 if you need help finding any of these or other products for the perfect man cave. Odyssey Homestore. Offering Legendary Service, Products and Support. Sincerely, Odd Blogger